I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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