We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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