Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Randomize
