Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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