Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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