And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i black out too much to be "responsible"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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