I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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