Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
