I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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