no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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