Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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