what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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