What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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