i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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