Grow some girl-balls and come out already
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The adults are the big ones right?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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