Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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