I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
