make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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