Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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