Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
