he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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