best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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