i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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