Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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