sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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