$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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