I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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