Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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