the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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