At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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