I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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