My brain says no but my pants say off.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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