We're like a lot better than the average bears
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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