I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
that may or may not have been my penis.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
