Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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