There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
