Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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