forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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