Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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