I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
