Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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