Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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