fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
