you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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