I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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