My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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