So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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