Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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