The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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