My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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