Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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