road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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