It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There are leaves in my underwear?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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