I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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