Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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