How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dear god my vagina.
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