Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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